Conference Talks

• 2025-06-15 - I fight bots in my free time
• 2025-03-25 - The surreal joy of having an overprovisioned homelab
• 2025-03-13 - Opsec and you: how to navigate having things to hide
• 2025-03-10 - Affording your AI chatbot friends
• 2025-01-27 - Nomadic Infrastructure Design for AI workloads
• 2024-07-20 - Guerrilla event planning at larger conferences
• 2024-06-16 - Function calling in large language models
• 2024-06-07 - The magic of fall-through caching with Tigris
• 2024-05-03 - Building a social network from scratch on a whiteboard
• 2024-03-15 - Nix is a better Docker image builder than Docker's image builder
• 2024-02-12 - Scaling your models to 0 with Fly.io
• 2024-01-25 - Xeact: The femtoframework you've been waiting for
• 2024-01-16 - AI: the not-so-good parts
• 2023-09-15 - Making NixOS modules for fun and (hopefully) profit
• 2023-08-27 - Reaching the Unix Philosophy's Logical Extreme with Webassembly
• 2023-07-07 - The Subtle Magic of tsnet
• 2023-03-24 - [talk] The carcinization of Go programs
• 2023-01-11 - Building Virtual Networks with Pulumi and Tailscale
• 2022-10-17 - The Go WebAssembly ABI at a Low Level
• 2022-09-12 - My Blog is Hilariously Overengineered to the Point People Think it's a Static Site
• 2022-09-05 - The Sheer Terror of PAM
• 2022-06-09 - How Static Code Analysis Prevents You From Waking Up at 3AM With Production on Fire
• 2021-11-10 - How Nix and NixOS Get So Close to Perfect
• 2021-11-09 - The Surreal Horror of PAM
• 2021-05-16 - systemd: The Good Parts
• 2019-05-31 - WebAssembly on the Server: How System Calls Work
• 2019-01-28 - Progressive Web App Conversion in 5 Minutes
• 2018-11-03 - Thinking Different
• 2018-05-17 - IRC: Why it Failed