Cadey is coffee
<Cadey> Hello! Thank you for visiting my website. You seem to be using an ad-blocker. I understand why you do this, but I'd really appreciate if it you would turn it off for my website. These ads help pay for running the website and are done by Ethical Ads. I do not receive detailed analytics on the ads and from what I understand neither does Ethical Ads. If you don't want to disable your ad blocker, please consider donating on Patreon or sending some extra cash to xeiaso.eth or 0xeA223Ca8968Ca59e0Bc79Ba331c2F6f636A3fB82. It helps fund the website's hosting bills and pay for the expensive technical editor that I use for my longer articles. Thanks and be well!

There's a Node In The Cluster In The Cloud

Read time in minutes: 6

Ever confused about how the parts of Kubernetes work together? Follow along with this song made to the tune of There's a Hole in the Bottom of the Sea! It's not too hard and there's very few moving parts. Sing along!


There's a node in the cluster in the cloud.

There's a node in the cluster in the cloud.

There's a node; there's a node; there's a node in the cluster in the cloud.

There's a pod on the node in the cluster in the cloud.

There's a pod on the node in the cluster in the cloud.

There's a pod; there's a pod; there's a pod on the node in the cluster in the cloud.

There's a container in the pod on the node in the cluster in the cloud.

There's a container in the pod on the node in the cluster in the cloud.

There's a container; there's a container; there's a container in the pod on the node in the cluster in the cloud.

There's a ReplicaSet controlling the pods with the containers on the nodes in the cluster in the cloud.

There's a ReplicaSet controlling the pods with the containers on the nodes in the cluster in the cloud.

There's a ReplicaSet; there's a ReplicaSet; There's a ReplicaSet controlling the pods with the containers on the nodes in the cluster in the cloud.

There's a Deployment templating the ReplicaSet controlling the pods with containers on the nodes in the cluster in the cloud.

There's a Deployment templating the ReplicaSet controlling the pods with containers on the nodes in the cluster in the cloud.

There's a Deployment; there's a Deployment; there's a Deployment templating the ReplicaSet controlling the pods with containers on the nodes in the cluster in the cloud.

There's a Service exposing the Deployment templating the ReplicaSet controlling the pods with containers on the nods in the cluster in the cloud.

There's a Service exposing the Deployment templating the ReplicaSet controlling the pods with containers on the nods in the cluster in the cloud.

There's a Service; there's a Service; There's a Service exposing the Deployment templating the ReplicaSet controlling the pods with containers on the nods in the cluster in the cloud.

There's an Ingress allowing traffic to the Service exposing the Deployment templating the ReplicaSet controlling the pods with containers on the nods in the cluster in the cloud.

There's an Ingress allowing traffic to the Service exposing the Deployment templating the ReplicaSet controlling the pods with containers on the nods in the cluster in the cloud.

There's an Ingress; there's an Ingress; there's an Ingress allowing traffic to the Service exposing the Deployment templating the ReplicaSet controlling the pods with containers on the nodes in the cluster in the cloud.

There's an Ingress controller routing to the service specified by the Ingress allowing traffic to the Service exposing the Deployment templating the ReplicaSet controlling the pods with containers on the nods in the cluster in the cloud.

There's an Ingress controller routing to the service specified by the Ingress allowing traffic to the Service exposing the Deployment templating the ReplicaSet controlling the pods with containers on the nods in the cluster in the cloud.

There's an Ingress controller; there's an ingress controller; there's an Ingress controller routing to the service specified by the Ingress allowing traffic to the Service exposing the Deployment templating the ReplicaSet controlling the pods with containers on the nods in the cluster in the cloud.

There's a certificate manager holding secrets for the Ingress controller routing to the Service specified by the Ingress exposing the Deployment templating the ReplicaSet controlling the pods with containers on the nods in the cluster in the cloud.

There's a certificate manager holding secrets for the Ingress controller routing to the Service specified by the Ingress exposing the Deployment templating the ReplicaSet controlling the pods with containers on the nods in the cluster in the cloud.

There's a certificate manager; there's a certificate manager; There's a certificate manager holding secrets for the Ingress controller routing to the Service specified by the Ingress exposing the Deployment templating the ReplicaSet controlling the pods with containers on the nods in the cluster in the cloud.

There's a DNS controller pointing traffic to the Ingress controller routing to the Service specified by the Ingress exposing the Deployment templating the ReplicaSet controlling the pods with containers on the nods in the cluster in the cloud.

There's a DNS controller pointing traffic to the Ingress controller routing to the Service specified by the Ingress exposing the Deployment templating the ReplicaSet controlling the pods with containers on the nods in the cluster in the cloud.

There's a DNS controller; there's a DNS controller; there's a DNS controller pointing traffic to the Ingress controller routing to the Service specified by the Ingress exposing the Deployment templating the ReplicaSet controlling the pods with containers on the nodes in the cluster in the cloud.


Adapted from this shitpost. Follow me on Twitter for more enlightening shitposts like this!


This article was posted on M10 02 2021. Facts and circumstances may have changed since publication Please contact me before jumping to conclusions if something seems wrong or unclear.

Tags: kubernetes satire

This post was not WebMentioned yet. You could be the first!

The art for Mara was drawn by Selicre.

The art for Cadey was drawn by ArtZora Studios.

Some of the art for Aoi was drawn by @Sandra_Thomas01.